Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Zen of Puckbunnies (Vol 2-- Bugaloo Electric Over Cedars)



Daniel Carcillo,
why do you wear a mouth guard
when you have no teeth?
......
Picture Mike Richards
as an anime catboy--
Ha. Ha. You're welcome.
......
It's our dream career--
"Mistress, may I have one, please?"
dominatrix towel-girls.
......


 I'd apologize,
but really it's not my fault--
my glove said "fuck you".
......
I want to get drunk
with all the Boston Bruins.
We'd rock out so hard.
......
Sorry I'm late, boss--
Puckbunny Wednesday was just
better than working.
......


Olympic hockey's
Romeo and Juliet--
Tazer and Kaner.
......
Giroux and Briere
buying bedroom furniture?
That's pretty gay, dude.
......
Hockey and haiku:
Japanese/Canadian
Like Setoguchi!

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