The Zen of Puckbunnies (Vol 1)

The first of (way too) many hockey haiku posts.

If only Sensei knew this is what would become of my degree in Japanese literature.

Oh, little Kaner,

when will you leak a sex-tape?

Humanity waits.

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Hadn't noticed, bro--

Thanks for telling me we lost.

Suck my (lack of) dick.

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When in Boston, do

as the Bostonians do--

get drunk, yell for fights.

 

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Claude Giroux is hot--

No really, he is burning

like a ginger sun.

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Homeless Bruins fan,

in your bright Chara jersey--

how awesome are you?

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Only some can grow

luxurious face-carpets--

none of them are 'Hawks.

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One time I totes saw

a fireman!Jon Toews

but Skippy missed it.

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When the Flyers lost,

Claude had to comfort Danny

with, you know, his dick.

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