The ultimate question of the Finals, answered

This year's Stanley Cup Finals have raised many burning questions. Between Luongo and Thomas, who is the better goalie? Who is more psychotic, Vancouver fans or Boston fans? And, most importantly, who is the sexiest player on each team?

Fortunately, the Vancouver Sun has come to our rescue for the latter question, at least as it pertains to the Canucks. Unfortunately, they got a lot wrong. Let's investigate.

The Sun ran a poll in which Vancouverites (Vancouverers? Vancouverians?) were given the opportunity to vote on which Canuck they thought was the hottest. Let's compare their top 10 to Skippy's own personal top 10. I'll run another post on Boston later this week.

Eeeeeeeeeee! New layout!

Look at it! Look at it!  Isn't it puuuuuuuuurdy?

Massive thanks to Shaina at notenoughbbq.com, who did these cute cartoon versions of us. 

They are scary accurate, considering that the dress Skippy is wearing in the bottom banner is eerily like one she actually owns that Shaina has never seen or even heard about.  It was just apparently magically channelled through her pen.

Shaina and I are bros from way back, having been on the exec board of Wellesley's Sci-fi club together for years.  Go check out her comic Steampunk Soiree if you like Victorian robots, pretty art or awesome things in general!

To make this marginally hockey related (not that it needs to be, considering), I give you a few more koans from the Zen of Puckbunnies:

So we've learned Alex Burrows is a cannibal...

I was innocently sitting on the couch, innocently enjoying innocent Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals, when all of a sudden...

Dude, did Alex Burrows just bite Patrice Bergeron?