IT'S LAYDEEZ NITE.

It's Ladies' Night! Cheap beer! Hot menfolks! Free Patrick Kane with proof of I.D!

To distract myself from the fact that all of Boston is creaming itself over the Bruins, this post goes out TO THE LAYDEEZ. And dudes who like dudes.  And pretty much anyone with eyes.


SKIPPY AND SCHADENFREUDE'S (CURRENT) TOP TEN HUNKS OF NHL MANCANDY:

*Disclaimer!  This list is subject to change.  And additions. Oh, God-- so many additions.  By the end of the year it will probs be the top 100.  Actually, that's a good idea...  better than the "ABC's of Scary Flyers Photoshops" children's book I've been making.  Also formatting can suck my ballllllllls. /REALLY LONG DISCLAIMER*

10. Sidney Crosby. 

I know, I know... but look at those DSL's.

9. Milan Lucic*

*without clothes on

Otherwise, eh.


8. Ryane Clowe

I know nothing about this man except that people write porn of him and Joe Pavelski. And that he's nice to look at.

7. Patrice Bergeron

I know there are two Bruins on this list, but I can't help it... I like to watch them.
I'D LIKE TO WATCH THEM LOSE.

6. Ryan Kesler

In my google history: "ryan kesler underwear".

YOU'RE WELCOME.


5. Patrick Kane

Oh honey, I'm sorry you're only #5. I still love you long time.

4. Alexandre Burrows

Another player I know very little about except that he is kind of fucking beautiful.

3. Claude Giroux

It was super hard not to make a 3-way tie for #1.  But I forced myself to choose. 
That said, look at this motherfucking cutie!

Look at him again!

And once more!

He is made of fucking sunlight and you know it.

AND TYING FOR 1ST (by which I mean we didn't agree):

Jonathan Toews 

I hope the hardest question I have to ask myself all day is "Do I find Tazer hotter than Roo?"  The answer is not yes, persay, but I do think Toews is a bit more photogenic.

Also, he's worn some pretty fly suits.

And his intense!face is less Orange Hulk and more UNF.

But he can still be adorbs:

Danny Briere

Like you didn't see that coming.

Oh look, you've just been spontaneously impregnated by Danny's suited man-gaze.

It's cool though, he's a great dad.

And a motherfucking Hottie McHotsauce.

Even when he's ridiculous, he's still damn fine.

But in combination with Claude? Even hotter.

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Well, I know I feel much better about the world. 

If that wasn't enough mancandy to fill the void in your life, I suggest the li'l slideshow box thing in the sidebar-it links to a whole gallery of pictures.

Triumphant Toews and Kaner thank you for your time
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