Friday, June 24, 2011
Deep breaths. It's going to be okay.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Can't you just see him chirping the other preschoolers?
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
See Bruins drink. Drink, Bruins! Drink!
Everywhere I go I keep coming across more tales of celebration. But there is one that has particularly tickled my fancy-- the Bruins' now infamous Foxwood's party.
Friday, June 17, 2011
No, I'm not still drunk. Really.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Puckbunny Bulletin: Body Paint Edition
Monday, June 13, 2011
11 years of Quaker school, and it's come to this
Procrastination will be the death of me
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Participant Observation
I don't.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
The ultimate question of the Finals, answered
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Eeeeeeeeeee! New layout!
Massive thanks to Shaina at notenoughbbq.com, who did these cute cartoon versions of us.
They are scary accurate, considering that the dress Skippy is wearing in the bottom banner is eerily like one she actually owns that Shaina has never seen or even heard about. It was just apparently magically channelled through her pen.
Shaina and I are bros from way back, having been on the exec board of Wellesley's Sci-fi club together for years. Go check out her comic Steampunk Soiree if you like Victorian robots, pretty art or awesome things in general!
To make this marginally hockey related (not that it needs to be, considering), I give you a few more koans from the Zen of Puckbunnies:
Friday, June 3, 2011
So we've learned Alex Burrows is a cannibal...
Saturday, May 28, 2011
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
We so called that the Bruins would face the Canucks in the finals.
I'm sure Skippy will post something with actual content about last night's mad intense game, the bad-assery of her future husband Tim Thomas and the fact that we now get to perv over Ryan Kesler and root for the B's at the same time which is the best kind of multitasking, but I just want to put it out there that we are fucking PROPHETS.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Puckbunny Bulletin: Stay Classy
Thursday, May 19, 2011
The Zen of Puckbunnies (Vol 1)
If only Sensei knew this is what would become of my degree in Japanese literature.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Skippy's Get-Psyched-About-The-Bruins Post
Sunday, May 8, 2011
But before we move on...
Dear 2010-11 Flyers,
Put down the golf clubs for a second and pay attention.
We started off this season with high hopes. I mean, wet-behind-the-ears rookie goaltender beating the Penguins at the opening of the Consol? Could it get better than that? No, apparently, because when Game 4 against the Bruins came around Bob looked like the most experienced player on our team. When the best forward in any given game is James van Riemsdyk, you know you’ve got problems.
It wasn’t all bad. Claude Giroux came out of his shell and proved to the league that he was the Second Coming of AWESOME, a fact I had known for some time. JVR notched a Gordie Howe against the Tampa Bay Lightning, demonstrating that we live in some form of alternate dimension. Jody Shelley was useless except occasionally when he pounded someone’s face in, which was highly entertaining.
We should have, however, seen the collapse coming. Losing Chris Pronger was a sign from above that things were probably not going to work out, as the Flyers require a certain blindside-elbow-per-capita ratio to be maintained in order for them to do well (it’s an indicator, like plus-minus or the Corsi score). Our goaltending decided to dissolve right at the worst possible time, our forwards suddenly couldn’t score even if someone had obeyed my commands and hogtied Tim Thomas in the trapezoid, and our defense seemingly decided that it would be rude to not allow the other team the opportunity to shoot, crash the net, and then poke the rebound home.
But hey. Maybe you all just got tired. Maybe you got bored with this whole “winning” thing and felt like seeing what failure was like. Maybe you decided that it would be unfair to keep taking so much airtime away from the Phillies. We’ll never really know. Holmgren and Co. will do a hack job (probably) on this team during the offseason, and then in October we’ll all re-gather, ready for another go-round.
And this time, maybe you’ll make it to the finals before folding like a card table.
Love,
Skippy
p.s. Now I have to root for the Bruins, you motherfuckers.
Changing of the guard
Saturday, May 7, 2011
I was saving this for a rainy day
So I present to you the next in my series of disturbing Flyers photoshops:
BB!ROO.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Jonathan Toews deep-throating a Popsicle? Jonathan Toews deep-throating a Popsicle.
Why do you do this to me?
Monday, May 2, 2011
IT'S LAYDEEZ NITE.
To distract myself from the fact that all of Boston is creaming itself over the Bruins, this post goes out TO THE LAYDEEZ. And dudes who like dudes. And pretty much anyone with eyes.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
ON A LIGHTER NOTE
So I bring you the first in what is sure to be a long, looong line of photoshop abominations.
Last night I totally couldn't sleep and in that strange state where you are thinking, but it's not exactly coherent and you can't quite control it, my inner monologue went something like this:
"At least we scored against the... meows. Meooooooooow. Meeeeeeeeeeow. We should separate out all the catboys, like Mike Richards..."
So because my subconscious thinks he is a catboy, I present the following.